shadi jokes dp

Shadi Se Pahle Har Shakhs Apni Hone Wali Bivi Ko Bepanah Chahta Hai Aur Shaadi Ke Baad...
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Sirf Panah Chahta Hai

Jindagi Badi Vichitr Hai
100 Rupaye Ke CFL Ki To Ek Saal Ki Garanti Milti Hai Par 10 Lakh Ki Shadi Ki Ek Din Ki Bhi Nahin

Vo Jab Tak Garlfrend Thi Tab Tak Jaan Thi...
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Shadi Ke Baad To Jaanleva Ho Gayi

Husband: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaye,
to usi doctor se shadi kar lena.
Biwi: Aisa kyun keh rahe ho?
Husband: To kya doctor ko maaf kar du?